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The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana...
If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.
This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age
I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds...500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal....shudder
I don't know what planet this is where a woman's pussy is a pussy...
But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs...maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.
Dont know if you ever watched this movie from the 90s starring John Ritter where he was trapped in his tv going channel to channel...well of course like any such movie needs to do it included a part where he got turned into a toon and was in a toon world.
Trashy Toons is there to remind us that if you get stuck as a toon make sure you seek out the toon sluts of their toon world so you can get head from a babe like this instead of being in a less enjoyable toonland where you get an anvil on your head instead.
Another reason why the Americans are better than the British...you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys...
American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent'...after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.
This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming...Mulligan's Stew.
Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to...mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.
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A waitress peeked around the corner of a doorway and saw that a bozo named 'The Fat One' sitting at a table and enjoying a big meal. She hated this man and wanted nothing more than for him to die! As she watched another waitress bring his food, she tried to think of a way to off this man. She had heard about his medical condition and that it wouldn't take much to get him to die. The Fat One asked for some ice cream for his dessert.
When the waitress that has been taking care of him that evening walked into the back room for employees, the idea came to her of how to off this man. She naked the waitress naked and put her outfit on. When she returned to The Fat One's table, he was curious to as where his ice cream was, but she was about to give him something better than ice cream!
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You would think that this would be a tragic birthday party for Carl where he learns to be careful what he wishes for...
Fortunately though; Carl happens to be an extreme masochist and he ended up cumming like never before when the husband beat the hell out of him, so actually he ended up getting two wishes granted.
Ted and Kelly learn that while spectacular for home and garden projects, Home Depot's sextoy department has a long ways to go.
The great thing about cartoons and toons is that the most unrealistic situation can be drawn, with the only limitations being the imagination of the artist...
The artist of this image was very liberal with the laws of physics as he has this chocolate stud holding a chick up by her thigh with one hand, sticking his hand in her pussy with the other, all the while getting his cock squeezed between two monster mammaries while he cums in this blonde's hot mouth.? Yep, a totally impossible real-life sex position (unless the dude happens to be Lobo or something) that would be incredibly awesome to experience.? Once again Trashy Toons delivers.
Some people just dont know how to make the best out of a bad situation....
Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo...sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she's a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.
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Caesar was lying on his bed, surrounded by fortune and fruit. As he laid there, he received some bad news from one of his workers. Knowing of the bad news made him angry and upset. His worker saw his anger and decided to treat Caesar with a gift; the gift of two ready and willing ladies. The stunners were beautiful and had perky hooters on their amazing bodies. They were pleasantly surprised when they saw his monster cucumber peek from underneath his clothing. Not wanting to wait any longer, the stunners took turns sucking on his big meaty beast and stroking it as they licked the shaft.
The stunners were in every position upon Caesar's law. He drilled each of the stunners one by one, shoving and thrusting his large manhood into their craving cunts and releasing all of his anger thpainful the eager threesome. When he was done, he watched the two gorgeous ladies drill each other!
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Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States...my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.
In the 1800's, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.
This is the thing about these cartoons made by the French...they just continue to show how gay French men are...well, cartoons like this and the French poodle.
Now I don't know about you, but unless you're a fag if there's some hot chick picking up apples with her pussy next to you...you don't bury your face to bob for apples, you bob your cock in front of her face and give her something to cling to with her other lips.
A hooker tells her drama about she wasn't always a street walker. Her drama begins with her talking about how she was the head cheerleader at her high school. Since she was the head cheerleader, she had more responsibilities than all the other girls, which meant that she stayed behind after practice was done and worked out in the gym longer. As a result of her late workouts, one night she took a shower. The feeling of the eager water hitting her skin felt so good and made her horny! She used her fingers to satisfy her sexual needs, as there was no man around to drill her.
When she was done showing, she decided to go to the party where the other cheerleaders were at. As she was getting dressed for the party, she noticed there was someone in the dressing room. It was a man, a football player it seemed, sitting on a bench in the locker room stroking his erect cock!
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Yknow I heard about a chick with this problem once...I think it was on Dateline or 24 Hours...
Anyways, anytime she was touched or brushed against things she would end up having an orgasm...imagine how she would cum if she were being tickled or actually getting her pussy eaten out!
This is one of those cases of being careful what you wish for because you just might get it.
This guy asked for a chick who's obsessed with anal sex and experimentation, and that is certainly what he got.
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Sure enough this chick is going to need to see a proctologist or urologist or a combination of the two...
But in the short term they should be grabbing a camera and getting this picture on the internet...oh, that's right, it is.
They say that energy cannot be created or destroyed...I've always wondered if that applied to sexual energy as well.
This 40 year old virgin shows it probably does, as she explodes with such orgasmic gusto from all those years of pent up sexual energy finally being released her head almost hits the ceiling. Fernando better watch out cos this chick might just break his cock!
Two chick friends stood outside an elevator and arguing how the one friend is a making love maniac. Soon enough, the elevator doors open and both stunners got in. As the elevator moved up, the stunners started to chat about the others sexual romps. Secretly desiring her friend and knowing how much she loves sex, she made a move on her! She asked if she liked stunners like herself, and soon after, they were up against the walls of the elevator! They rubbed each others' hooters on top of their form fitting tops and slowly worked their hands down to their craving eager areas. The touch of a female was better than they could even imagine!
They started to kiss so passionately before exposing their hooters to be licked on and sucked on by each others' warm moist mouths! Tongues lashed away on their erect nipples, as their hands started to strip each others' clothes off their eager bodies!
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DVD Title: Dirty Little Adult Cartoons #04
Studio: Hollywood Video
Year Produced: 1999
Genre: Toons
A man walked into a friend's apartment and finds that he has two beautiful ladies there with him. They had just finished their own drill session. The man was jealous and wanted a taste of that action for himself! The friend called the two lovely ladies over and introduced them to the man.
It didn't take long before the two ladies and him were kissing and feeling each other's bodies. He started by laying on the stunners on the floor and spreading her legs wide apart for a good tongue lashing on her pussy, as the other chick laid beside them and disclosed her craving twat to the man's' busy fingers that drilled her twat nice and hard! He took turns munching away on twat and finger drilling the other one. He had two stunners that he had to please, which made him even more excited! He didn't stop until both of the stunners were satisfied!
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A sperm loving woman porn star does what it takes to get men to unleash their creamy loads into her mouth! She does what it takes to get laid and to get her lovers to fuel her need for some man juice. This making love craving nympho loves to fellate on a good erect meaty cucumber and eating twat of her female drill friends. Sensual female on female kissing, to her love hole getting stuffed with dick, nothing is ever too much for this chick to handle! She'll fellate and drill her way to getting what she needs to fuel her supernatural powers; sperm!
She services each bozo just the same, opening her legs to reveal her twat and wait for bozos to enter her love hole and then explode their creamy puddle of cum into her mouth for her to fellate every last drop! Nothing feeds her supernatural needs like a good load of cucumber juice!
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This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock...
Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.
