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This cartoon reminds me of an old joke about an ant and an elephant....
Once upon a time there was a horny ant at the zoo who came upon an elephant...now the ant climbed up the elephant and started fucking it...of course an elephant being an elephant and an ant being an ant the elephant didn't really feel anything.? Suddenly a coconut fell from a tree above the elephant and hit him on the head.? “OW”, said the elephant.? Filled with delusions of his own masculine grandeur the ant of course thought it was him making the elephant say ow and responded, “yeah...that's right...take it bitch.”
Poor Fred Finklestien is finally caught out....
All these years he has been impressing women by showing them that while he is not the strongest, or beefiest, or most handsome of men available he does have a big package that pleases...now we see that he was nothing but a stuffed sheepskin.
If you went to any small town settler museums over the summer and had one of their tours you probably heard about how among the many other hardships encountered by these early settlers, one common one was a sense of isolated boredom at times.
Thankfully some of the friendlier native tribes had open liberated women who took white settler women like this and showed them the pleasure they could get from beading...which of course led to a lot of the reason that trading for beads became so popular in the early 18th and early 19th century.
So if I was a chick (and I tell you, apart from those times I'd love to have some tits to play with, most of the time I'm incredibly glad I'm not) I would do this myself; get a custom made dildo that will hit all my sensitive spots exactly how I want them to...
Only difference is that I'd probably wait til I wasn't having my period (not exactly the cleanest way to measure things now is it) and I'd try to find a super hot dude to take my pussy measurements so that after he was done we could see how well his own cock could satisfy my horniness.
Yknow, this dwarf dude in the green with the huge baseball bat for a cock should slap that purple beret'd dwarf around his head.
From the looks of him he's got one line he can use on the ladies to impress them and maybe make them laugh, but along comes this little punk who just has to ‘explain' the joke to the hot babes...nothing worse than a killjoy who can't keep his mouth shut when you're getting some sweet pussy action.
Some dudes just give up wayyyy too easy.? They don't see all the angles and figure their great ideas are shot to hell before they are shot to hell.
Take this dude here...he figures the jig is up, they will want his phone and call for a rescue.? What he is missing out of his defeatist thinking that would show him all is not lost is...hmmm what would these babes DO in return for use of his phone and how would they SHOW their appreciation for him saving them all.
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There are many ways to get lost....most of them suck and end up with people wandering aimlessly while search and rescue crews get sent out to find them.
If I'm ever lost like this I want people to know now that I do not want anyone finding me....just leave me lost in this pile of pleasure and believe me I wont be wandering aimlessly...I will know exactly where to aim.
There are a ton of laxatives, stool softeners and extra fibre rich foods that are found throughout pharmacies and grocery stores throughout North America geared to keeping the population regular and non-constipated...sure most are aimed at old people but everyone gets a bit stuffed up now and then.
The women in the world should look at more natural and old-fashioned remedies like this one...You just KNOW that this slut is going to be wide open and clear and ladies...if you try this I'm sure you can to.? Just think of how much money you will save, and hey...no one likes Grape Nuts anyways
Yknow those stags and birthday parties and office parties where there's a big cake which is only part cake cos there is some big titted slut inside that pops up and out of the cake to entertain everyone ?...level of entertainment dependant on level of cash being paid of course...
My thinking is for the truly slutty chicks that you really want for these parties to make sure they go how you want them to, you first test them by giving their face one of these special frosting jobs before they get in the cake...gets the caterers some action and means you can get away with tipping them less too.
Some guys just can't get their minds away from sex or their bodies away from the need to jerk off, and no matter what is in front of them they're totally turned on and ready to go...
This dude here definitely needs some medical attention cos 1) he's completely FILLING the sample jars each time he cums (watch out Peter North you've got competition!)... and 2) the fact that he can look at this nurse and contemplate anything even remotely sexual is a pretty strong indication that there's something seriously wrong with him.
Ahhh..another french cartoon that demonstrates the idiocy, laziness and apathy of the french men...at last count most women in North America when asked to name a sexy frenchman that you see on tv nowadays could only name Pepe Le Pew.
If the sexual apathy there is really so intense that this guy can sit there smoking and watching tv while he has a hot babe with her holes filled with huge dildos and her juices covering these Phallic fuck-toys...no wonder a cartoon skunk is considered hotter than any living contemporary frenchie.
Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky...like a bit mindblowingly so.? But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet...
Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love'...she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass...no lie dude.
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A bozo and his girlfriend were drilling inside his apartment, but they wanted to try something new. The idea of bringing in a new bozo was exciting but didn't know how to go about asking one of their friends to join them for a night of romping. They came up with the idea to call one of their friends over and start drilling as he entered the door.
When the friend came in the door, he was surprised to see his bozo friend pounding the twat of his girlfriend! The couple asked him if he would like to join in the fun, and the friend quickly said yes without hesitation. He took his clothes off and lay on the floor in front of the girlfriend who was getting drilled from behind, so she could fellate his cock! She took in every inch into her mouth and throat, and then switching cocks to get drilled by the bozo friend as her boyfriend came in her throat!
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It's things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people's proiorites as well as business senses are...
Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !
Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren't all real and true...
Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them...as if !!? I have never in my life met a woman who has the brazen confidence to get it on with one of these guys like in those stories and I bet that they are as full of it as they claim that we are.
This is a cartoon that should be bought by those companies that sell penis enlarging pills and exercises and so on...
After all, with a little rewording that brunette could be saying about how it still feels bigger than some real cocks she's taken.
Whatever happened to Kurtwood Smith from That 70's show after that series ended?? You just never see him around anymore.
They guy always had a thing for talking about putting his foot up somebody's ass...I think he would've been perfect for some anal foot fetish movies along the lines of this fisting movie.
This old cartoon shows that even back when it was hard for black men to get a job there were still full service stations that understood how a black man knows his way around a pump.
As time passed this led to the world of pornography where you can now find movies with groups of black guys filling up wives like this with tremendous creampies.
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They say that guys think of sex every seven seconds (or is that minutes, I find it hard to tell sometimes) or something like that, and that they're intently focused on sex most of the time.
This TrashyToons.com strip shows that women can be just as focused, especially when it comes to the thing they want most, a nice big cock to fuck them and ram down their throat to fill them with cum. Battle of the sexes? We're more similar than we once thought.
This guy has way too shortsighted a view on things...here he is surrounded by 7 hot blonde and brunette chicks when his red-headed wife cruises through the door and he is worried she is going to spaz on him
Anyone should be able to tell him and he should already know that redheads are willing to do the things blondes wont do...so if he's smart he can parlay this into even more hot action.
This Director knows the secret to creating realism in cinema even if it's Porn and proves it by hiring Black Betty...Chicago's most famous/notorious slut.
When it comes to the way out weird shit and getting someone on film doing it you have to follow the rules of great Hollywood directors and seek method actors and actresses...people who live the role like Betty lives this one.
Now if I could find me some cute Japanese geisha chicks like these ones with their huge tits, bullet nipples and lust-filled eyes I'd be totally over the moon.
But that's the crazy thing about Hentai...everything is exaggerated and usually extreme.? To find two chicks like these getting down n dirty like this would almost take a miracle if it weren't for Trashy Toons.
The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana...
If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.
This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age
I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds...500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal....shudder
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I don't know what planet this is where a woman's pussy is a pussy...
But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs...maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.
