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Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky...like a bit mindblowingly so.? But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet...
Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love'...she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass...no lie dude.
A bozo and his girlfriend were drilling inside his apartment, but they wanted to try something new. The idea of bringing in a new bozo was exciting but didn't know how to go about asking one of their friends to join them for a night of romping. They came up with the idea to call one of their friends over and start drilling as he entered the door.
When the friend came in the door, he was surprised to see his bozo friend pounding the twat of his girlfriend! The couple asked him if he would like to join in the fun, and the friend quickly said yes without hesitation. He took his clothes off and lay on the floor in front of the girlfriend who was getting drilled from behind, so she could fellate his cock! She took in every inch into her mouth and throat, and then switching cocks to get drilled by the bozo friend as her boyfriend came in her throat!
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It's things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people's proiorites as well as business senses are...
Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !
Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren't all real and true...
Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them...as if !!? I have never in my life met a woman who has the brazen confidence to get it on with one of these guys like in those stories and I bet that they are as full of it as they claim that we are.
This is a cartoon that should be bought by those companies that sell penis enlarging pills and exercises and so on...
After all, with a little rewording that brunette could be saying about how it still feels bigger than some real cocks she's taken.
Whatever happened to Kurtwood Smith from That 70's show after that series ended?? You just never see him around anymore.
They guy always had a thing for talking about putting his foot up somebody's ass...I think he would've been perfect for some anal foot fetish movies along the lines of this fisting movie.
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This old cartoon shows that even back when it was hard for black men to get a job there were still full service stations that understood how a black man knows his way around a pump.
As time passed this led to the world of pornography where you can now find movies with groups of black guys filling up wives like this with tremendous creampies.
They say that guys think of sex every seven seconds (or is that minutes, I find it hard to tell sometimes) or something like that, and that they're intently focused on sex most of the time.
This TrashyToons.com strip shows that women can be just as focused, especially when it comes to the thing they want most, a nice big cock to fuck them and ram down their throat to fill them with cum. Battle of the sexes? We're more similar than we once thought.
This guy has way too shortsighted a view on things...here he is surrounded by 7 hot blonde and brunette chicks when his red-headed wife cruises through the door and he is worried she is going to spaz on him
Anyone should be able to tell him and he should already know that redheads are willing to do the things blondes wont do...so if he's smart he can parlay this into even more hot action.
This Director knows the secret to creating realism in cinema even if it's Porn and proves it by hiring Black Betty...Chicago's most famous/notorious slut.
When it comes to the way out weird shit and getting someone on film doing it you have to follow the rules of great Hollywood directors and seek method actors and actresses...people who live the role like Betty lives this one.
Now if I could find me some cute Japanese geisha chicks like these ones with their huge tits, bullet nipples and lust-filled eyes I'd be totally over the moon.
But that's the crazy thing about Hentai...everything is exaggerated and usually extreme.? To find two chicks like these getting down n dirty like this would almost take a miracle if it weren't for Trashy Toons.
The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana...
If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.
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This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age
I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds...500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal....shudder
I don't know what planet this is where a woman's pussy is a pussy...
But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs...maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.
Dont know if you ever watched this movie from the 90s starring John Ritter where he was trapped in his tv going channel to channel...well of course like any such movie needs to do it included a part where he got turned into a toon and was in a toon world.
Trashy Toons is there to remind us that if you get stuck as a toon make sure you seek out the toon sluts of their toon world so you can get head from a babe like this instead of being in a less enjoyable toonland where you get an anvil on your head instead.
Another reason why the Americans are better than the British...you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys...
American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent'...after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.
This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming...Mulligan's Stew.
Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to...mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.
A waitress peeked around the corner of a doorway and saw that a bozo named 'The Fat One' sitting at a table and enjoying a big meal. She hated this man and wanted nothing more than for him to die! As she watched another waitress bring his food, she tried to think of a way to off this man. She had heard about his medical condition and that it wouldn't take much to get him to die. The Fat One asked for some ice cream for his dessert.
When the waitress that has been taking care of him that evening walked into the back room for employees, the idea came to her of how to off this man. She naked the waitress naked and put her outfit on. When she returned to The Fat One's table, he was curious to as where his ice cream was, but she was about to give him something better than ice cream!
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You would think that this would be a tragic birthday party for Carl where he learns to be careful what he wishes for...
Fortunately though; Carl happens to be an extreme masochist and he ended up cumming like never before when the husband beat the hell out of him, so actually he ended up getting two wishes granted.
Ted and Kelly learn that while spectacular for home and garden projects, Home Depot's sextoy department has a long ways to go.
The great thing about cartoons and toons is that the most unrealistic situation can be drawn, with the only limitations being the imagination of the artist...
The artist of this image was very liberal with the laws of physics as he has this chocolate stud holding a chick up by her thigh with one hand, sticking his hand in her pussy with the other, all the while getting his cock squeezed between two monster mammaries while he cums in this blonde's hot mouth.? Yep, a totally impossible real-life sex position (unless the dude happens to be Lobo or something) that would be incredibly awesome to experience.? Once again Trashy Toons delivers.
Some people just dont know how to make the best out of a bad situation....
Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo...sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she's a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.
Caesar was lying on his bed, surrounded by fortune and fruit. As he laid there, he received some bad news from one of his workers. Knowing of the bad news made him angry and upset. His worker saw his anger and decided to treat Caesar with a gift; the gift of two ready and willing ladies. The stunners were beautiful and had perky hooters on their amazing bodies. They were pleasantly surprised when they saw his monster cucumber peek from underneath his clothing. Not wanting to wait any longer, the stunners took turns sucking on his big meaty beast and stroking it as they licked the shaft.
The stunners were in every position upon Caesar's law. He drilled each of the stunners one by one, shoving and thrusting his large manhood into their craving cunts and releasing all of his anger thpainful the eager threesome. When he was done, he watched the two gorgeous ladies drill each other!
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Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States...my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.
In the 1800's, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.
