Damn this dude is a total loser.? In the first place, he stuck his dick in a hot dog bun...but that wasn't enough...nope, then he added ketchup and relish and mustard and worked himself into such a frenzy that he added some manly cream to the mix too.

Problem is, no matter how ‘pretty' you dress up your wiener...if you don't have the length she wants, your dog is not gonna get very hot.